Going on a date: a Man
1. Starts to prepare an hour before the agreed time.
2. Cuts himself 8 times while shaving, forgetting to take off his face the papers with which he covered the cuts.
3. Uses the cologne which the previous fiancée gave him - she liked it, so it might work this time too.
4. Even if it is the first date, he puts into his pocket a bunch of condoms (their quantity is directly related to his self-esteem). Moreover, he secretly hopes that she will agree not to use them.
5. Smells his socks, which he did not take off for a week, and decides they would still do.
6. After a brief period of hesitation in the choice between the coat and the sports jacket he selects the more comfortable one, that is, the last.
7. Polishes the tops of his shoes with the sleeve of his jacket - he has to look like a tidy man!
8. Before the date he still tries to smoothen his hair with his hand - it is windy on the street.
9. Looks in all of his pockets for home keys, car keys, documents, money, cigarettes, cigarette lighter... After he leaves, he finds out that he has forgotten something anyway, so he shrugs off and keeps going.
10. As a result of all the manipulations he decides that he is terribly late, rushes off, getting in the way of Jeeps and Mercedes'. After he arrives at the meeting place, he realizes that the girl had not come yet.
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